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A PRIMEIRA PIADA DE PORTUGUÊS... EM INGLÊS

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Portuguese went for a job interview
in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in
English, with three main words: "GREEN", "PINK", and
"YELLOW".
The Italian was the first:

"I wake up in the morning. I see the YELLOW
sun. I see the GREEN grass, and I think to myself, I hope it will be a
PINK day."
The French was the next:

"I wake up in the morning, I eat a YELLOW
banana, a GREEN pepper and in the evening I watch the PINK panther on
TV."
Last one was the Portuguese:

"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone GREEN... GREEN... GREEN..., I PINK up the phone and I say YELLOW!"